Misinformed Dieter: Eww I don't eat peanut butter it's so fattening and bad for you.
Fitblr: Shut your mouth.
Fitblr: Shut your filthy whore mouth.
Every day starts out like a negotiation.. well, if I don’t have the chocolate...– Michelle Clunie (via fuckyeahqaf)
look at all the fucks i give, for posterity
me: though i'm not unconcinvced the natural disasters getting worse don't mean something bad for us. as long as i'm dead for it though, i don't care.
lynney: i'm not unconvinced of that either
me: screw whatever children i may have, the world is their problem once i'm gone
lynney: ahahaha that's awful
me: WELL, everyone is all, THINK OF THE CHILDREN, THINK OF THE WORLD WE'RE LEAVING FOR OUR GRANDKIDS
me: fuck the grandkids, dude
me: if i'm dead, how many fucks can i give?
lynney: that should be on your tombstone
lynney: look at all the fucks i give. none.
me: THAT IS HAPPENING
lynney: OH MY GOD, IT WOULD BE GREAT
me: if i die before you, MAKE SURE THAT GOES ON MY TOMBSTONE
lynney: haha i swear it. here and now.
wow i'm just relapsing all over the place this...
but you guys were so encouraging about my last post and the struggle i’m going through, and it means a lot to me. and now i’m about to rant about personal things because i need to get it out, so proceed with caution. [[MORE]] i try not to talk about the depression i deal with sometimes, because it’s always felt like a much bigger thing to me. the only way i can describe it is...
i've been binging for a week now
and i hate myself for it weeks like this are so fucking hard. i should be better than this by now i’m terrified to step on the scale
The so-called ‘psychotically depressed’ person who tries to kill herself doesn’t...– David Foster Wallace (via decembrist)
today we're bringing home the new kitty
she’s a really big long-haired ginger kitty and i’ve named her daryl dixon, because i can. we’ve compromised in calling her dixie for short. i want ALL THE CATS guys. ALL THE CATS. if only so i can name them after all of my favorite tv show characters (my mom wouldn’t let me name her raylan. or carol johnson. but i tried)
i can't sleep so what's the next natural choice?
watching more saw movies, obviously edit: okay why the fuck would you slowly saw through your own arm with this tiny little butcher knife WHEN THERE’S A GIANT ASS MACHETE SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU AND ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS WHAM, BAM, THANK YOU MA’AM? and all i could think was, i disarmed him. justified, you’ve ruined my life
Being gay is fine. Being bisexual is fine. Being...
OH AND I HAD NEVER REALISED
ohthati: BOYD TOTALLY SEARCH FOR RAYLAN WHEN HE’S LOST ALL FAITH IN BULLETVILLE ALSO THEY DRIVE TOGETHER THE WHOLE NIGHT DUDE DUDE THIS IS SERIOUS LOVE GRUIIWHG ALSO THIS
it's the little things on this weight loss journey...
my entire adult life, i’ve had to wear plus size bras with straps the size of alaska because they don’t make cute, dainty little bras for fat people. that was something i always hated. thick straps on my bras, because i couldn’t wear tank tops without knowing those muscled straps were going to show, and it made me feel worse about myself because every girl (even if i’m the...
Blackrose4077: rogerinamaylor: Dear majority of... →
rogerinamaylor: Dear majority of contributors to the ‘Queen’ tag: Stop tagging Emma Watson as ‘queen’. Stop tagging Miley Cyrus as ‘queen’. Stop tagging Selena Gomez as ‘queen’. Stop tagging Jennifer Lopez as ‘queen’. Stop tagging Katy Perry as ‘queen’. Stop tagging yourself as…
so my greatest fear in the ENTIRE WORLD is spiders
and i just finished reading stephen king’s desperation and you know, there’s a shitton of spiders in that book (because stephen king hates us all and thinks it’s somehow okay to stick spiders in everything and EVEN SAYING SPIDERS THIS MANY TIMES IS MAKING MY SKIN CRAWL) but reading about them is different than seeing them and i thought, hey, i’m gonna watch the movie! but...
the things you can learn about the shady shit...
what’s more astounding is realizing just how much you were actually fucked around and didn’t even know it, and by someone you trusted implicitly. well, this sucks. i think this post quite clearly calls for the timothy olyphant bitch face
because i've been dropping followers, this is just...
that this is my personal tumblr and my “weight loss” tumblr can be found at 436pounds.tumblr.com i’d love it if you all stayed, but please know that aside from the continuation of my weight loss journey (a total of 233lbs lost so far!), i am not homophobic, i will post pictures of boys kissing, i will talk about the thinly veiled homoeroticism that is the great show of...
being heavy, i was heavy most of my life, is painful. and you learn to create a...– alton brown
In order to move on, you must understand why you felt what you did and why you...– Mitch Albom, Five People You Meet in Heaven (via bookmania)
Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the...– Oscar Wilde (via castlekeys)