I just really want to start a gym for geeks where you’d have to like run away from Daleks or GET TO ENGINEERING through some ducts or like compete in a Tri-Wizard Tournament or train with lightsabers and it would just be hilarious nerdy wonderful fun.
i might actually go to the gym then
My entire life I’ve never been normal. I was always the fat kid from the religiously oppressive family who was homeschooled and who wasn’t allowed to go to sleepovers or have friends or listen to music. While my peers were getting their driving permits and preparing for college, I was binging in the middle of the night and having my bedroom door taken off its hinges. “Normal” is the only thing I’ve ever wanted to be but I’m starting to realize that blending into the crowd isn’t something I’ll ever be able to do.
I’m 26 years old and I don’t have a driver’s license, even though I don’t live in a city. At 440lbs, I was too big to fit behind the wheel and before that, my parents decided not to let me get my permit. Not when I was 15, not when I was 18, not until I was in my 20s. I’m taking my driver’s test in less than two weeks and I’m fucking terrified that I’m not going to pass. I’m fucking terrified of having yet another reason to be different from everybody else.
How I Met Your Mother - Something Old
*passes out from sighing*
Guys, look! A little jiggle! You can see her skin bunch up when she moves! She looks real and healthy! And you know what else? She looks damn fab.
there’s nothing i wouldn’t do to have her body