look at all the fucks i give, for posterity
  • me: though i'm not unconcinvced the natural disasters getting worse don't mean something bad for us. as long as i'm dead for it though, i don't care.
  • lynney: i'm not unconvinced of that either
  • me: screw whatever children i may have, the world is their problem once i'm gone
  • lynney: ahahaha that's awful
  • me: WELL, everyone is all, THINK OF THE CHILDREN, THINK OF THE WORLD WE'RE LEAVING FOR OUR GRANDKIDS
  • me: fuck the grandkids, dude
  • me: if i'm dead, how many fucks can i give?
  • lynney: DYING
  • lynney: that should be on your tombstone
  • lynney: look at all the fucks i give. none.
  • me: heghriwhwrgh
  • me: THAT IS HAPPENING
  • lynney: OH MY GOD, IT WOULD BE GREAT
  • me: if i die before you, MAKE SURE THAT GOES ON MY TOMBSTONE
  • lynney: haha i swear it. here and now.